These are personal advertisements from newspapers in the US and around the world.
* Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
* Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
* Stock up and save. Limit: one.
* Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
* Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
* Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
* Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
* We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
* Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
* For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
* Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing “Put me in my little bed” accompanied by the pastor.
* Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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