More of the strange and wonderful from the world of local advertising.
* For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
* Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
* Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
* If you think you’ve seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
* Man, honest. Will take anything.
* Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
* Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
* Illiterate? Write today for free help.
* And now, the Superstore–unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
* Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
* The service will close with “Little Drops of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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